Geometry Jokes

1. What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
   Tangent
2. What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?
   Polygon
3. What do you call a crushed angle?
   A Rectangle
4. What did the Italian say when when the witch doctor removed the curse?
   Hexagon
5. What did the little acorn say when he grew up?
   Geometry
6. What do you call an angle which is adorable?
   acute angle
7. What do you use to tie up a package?
   A Chord
8. What do you call a fierce beast?
   A Line
9. What do you call more than one L?
   A Parallel
10. What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?
    Protractors
11. What should you do when it rains?
    Coincide