Too Late for Dan Quayle

Too Late for Dan Quayle

If GH can stand for P as in hiccough

If OUGH can stand for O in dough

If PHTH can stand for T as in phthisis

If EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor

If TTE can stand for T as in gazette

If EAU can stand for O as in plateau

Then POTATO can be spelled

GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU