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University Grading Policy <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Here are ways that college professors grade their final exams:<\/span><\/p>\n DEPT OF STATISTICS:<\/span><\/p>\n All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.<\/span><\/p>\n DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:<\/span><\/p>\n Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn<\/span><\/p>\n them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that<\/span><\/p>\n comes to mind.<\/span><\/p>\n DEPT OF HISTORY:<\/span><\/p>\n All students get the same grade they got last year.<\/span><\/p>\n DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:<\/span><\/p>\n What is a grade?<\/span><\/p>\n LAW SCHOOL:<\/span><\/p>\n Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.<\/span><\/p>\n DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:<\/span><\/p>\n Grades are variable.<\/span><\/p>\n DEPT OF LOGIC:<\/span><\/p>\n If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has<\/span><\/p>\n accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the<\/span><\/p>\n student will not receive an A.<\/span><\/p>\n DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:<\/span><\/p>\n Random number generator determines grade.<\/span><\/p>\n MUSIC DEPARTMENT:<\/span><\/p>\n Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and – would be sharp and flat respectively).<\/span><\/p>\n DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:<\/span><\/p>\n Everybody gets an A.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" New Page 1 University Grading Policy Here are ways that college professors grade their final exams: DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns … Continue reading University Grading Policy<\/span>