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Jeff Foxworthy’s Take On Teachers
\nHOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TEACHER ?<\/p>\n
2. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.<\/p>\n
3. You walk into a store and hear the words “It’s Ms\/Mr. _________” and know you have been spotted.<\/p>\n
4. You have 25 people that accidentally call you Mom\/Dad at one time or another.<\/p>\n
5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty-five minutes.<\/p>\n
6. You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day: lunch and prep period .<\/p>\n
7. You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.<\/p>\n
8. You want to slap the next person who says “Must be nice to work
\n7 to 3 and have summers off.”<\/p>\n
9. You believe chocolate is a food group.<\/p>\n
10. You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.<\/p>\n
11. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says “Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.”<\/p>\n
12. You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public.<\/p>\n
13. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.<\/p>\n
14. You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.<\/p>\n
15. You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at least five items!<\/p>\n
16. You ask your friends if the left hand turn he just made was a “good choice or a bad choice.”<\/p>\n
17. You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils.<\/p>\n
18. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
19.You believe in aerial spraying of Ritalin.<\/p>\n
20. You believe the teachers\u2019 lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.<\/p>\n
And Finally,<\/p>\n
21. You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a certain way after meeting his or \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 her parents.<\/p>\n
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