{"id":236,"date":"2016-12-27T06:09:17","date_gmt":"2016-12-27T06:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/?p=236"},"modified":"2016-12-27T06:09:17","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T06:09:17","slug":"geometry-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"Geometry Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Geometry Jokes<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?<br \/>\nTangent<\/li>\n<li>What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?<br \/>\nPolygon<\/li>\n<li>What do you call a crushed angle?<br \/>\nA Rectangle<\/li>\n<li>What did the Italian say when when the witch doctor removed the curse?<br \/>\nHexagon<\/li>\n<li>What did the little acorn say when he grew up?<br \/>\nGeometry<\/li>\n<li>What do you call an angle which is adorable?<br \/>\nacute angle<\/li>\n<li>What do you use to tie up a package?<br \/>\nA Chord<\/li>\n<li>What do you call a fierce beast?<br \/>\nA Line<\/li>\n<li>What do you call more than one L?<br \/>\nA Parallel<\/li>\n<li>What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?<br \/>\nProtractors<\/li>\n<li>What should you do when it rains?<br \/>\nCoincide<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Geometry Jokes What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? Tangent What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage? Polygon What do you call a crushed angle? A Rectangle What did the Italian say when when the witch doctor removed the curse? Hexagon What did the little &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/?p=236\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Geometry Jokes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":237,"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions\/237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mathwise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}