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1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.<\/p>\n
2. I couldn’t establish a connection with www.homework.com<\/a><\/p>\n 3. It was cloudy all day and my calculator is solar powered.<\/p>\n 4. I had a virus and my computer caught one too.<\/p>\n 5. My compass only reads North, South, East and West so I couldn’t\u00a0 finish my geometry.<\/p>\n 6. I was watching the World Series and couldn’t determine whether it converged or not<\/p>\n 7. I dug all around the yard but never found the square roots I needed.<\/p>\n 8. I ate too much pi and went to bed with transcendental indigestion.<\/p>\n 9. I couldn’t decide whether i is the square root of negative one or I am the square root of negative one.<\/p>\n 10. I was exhausted from moving countless decimal point and raising complicated algebraic expressions to large powers.<\/p>\n 11. My friends and I took the evening off to celebrate the solution of Fermat’s Last Theorem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Algebra 1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames. 2. I couldn’t establish a connection with www.homework.com 3. It was cloudy all day and my calculator is solar powered. 4. I had a virus and my computer caught one too. 5. My compass only reads North, South, East and West so … Continue reading David Letterman’s Top 11 Excuses for Not Having Your Math Homework<\/span>