Real Teachers<\/p>\n
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Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty lounges and have even been seen grading papers in church.<\/p>\n
Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall on a school day.<\/p>\n
Real teachers drive older cars owned by credit unions.<\/p>\n
Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking and make notes in margins of books.<\/p>\n
Real teachers can’t walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.<\/p>\n
Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning their backs on the class.<\/p>\n
Real teachers are written up in medical journals for size and elasticity of kidneys and bladders.<\/p>\n
Real teachers have been timed gulping down a full lunch in 2 minutes, 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.<\/p>\n
Real teachers can predict exactly which parents will show up at Open House.<\/p>\n
Real teachers never teach the conjugations of lie and lay to eighth graders.<\/p>\n
Real teachers know it is better to seek forgiveness than to ask permission.<\/p>\n
Real teachers know the shortest distance and the length of travel time from their classroom to the office.<\/p>\n
Real teachers can “sense” gum.<\/p>\n
Real teachers know the difference among what must be graded, what ought to be graded, and what probably should never again see the light of day.<\/p>\n
Real teachers are solely responsible for the destruction of the rain forest.<\/p>\n
Real teachers have their best conferences in the parking lot.<\/p>\n
Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk.<\/p>\n
Real teachers will eat anything that is put in the workroom\/teachers lounge.<\/p>\n
Real teachers know secretaries and custodians run the school.<\/p>\n
Real teachers hear the heartbeats of crisis; always have time to listen; know they teach students, no subjects; and they are absolutely non-expendable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Real Teachers Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty lounges and have even been seen grading papers in church. Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall on a school day. Real teachers drive older cars owned by credit unions. Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking … Continue reading Real Teachers<\/span>